mothpope:

benefits of smoking:

• u look hot
• u die faster

(via kxte)

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(via alifewithnocolour-blog)

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

(via we-are-brokenx)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via fru-hurricane)